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maite — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:46 am

Autor: maite

Publicado: Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:46 am

d&n, en madrid hay un mont�n de tiendas de chinos que tambi�n venden frutas y verduras frescas, ah� lo encontrar�s. las dos m�s grandes que yo conozco, que son de comida china, est�n una en pr�ncipe p�o, en la calle de Mozart, justo en la esquina m�s pegada al centro comercial, y la otra est� por cuatro caminos, en la calle Raimundo Fern�ndez Villaverde, al lado de los cines Renoir.

y yo compro unas 4 manos por menos de un euro... es bastante barato.

Mi primera vez!!!

maite — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:39 am

Autor: maite

Publicado: Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:39 am

mi primfer juguete lo compr� har� cosa de a�o y medio o dos a�os, no recuerdo bien, y era un pseudo real�stico, es decir, de forma suuuper realista pero de jelly morado, y con una rueda para controlar la intensidad. y mi segunda compra, que fue la primera en amantis, fue hace algo m�s de un a�o (qui�n iba a decir que me iba a cambiar la vida sexual as� en un a�ito!!!!!), y fue el conejo rampante. a �l le han seguido un mont�n de cositas m�s, que seguir�n en aumento...

y si ahora tengo 28, pues cuando me compr� el primer vibra tendr�a unos 26-27... a veces pienso que qu� de tiempo perdido, pero luego en realidad, los vibradores han estado ah� siempre (quiero decir, que hace a�os que s� lo que es un vibra) pero nunca me hab�an llamado la atenci�n, as� que simplemente han llegado cando ten�an que llegar ^^

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:31 am

Autor: FunnyJoy

Publicado: Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:31 am

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:30 am

Autor: FunnyJoy

Publicado: Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:30 am

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:30 am

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:30 am

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:29 am

Autor: FunnyJoy

Publicado: Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:29 am

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:29 am

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:28 am

Autor: FunnyJoy

Publicado: Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:28 am

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:28 am

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:27 am

Autor: FunnyJoy

Publicado: Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:27 am

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:27 am

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:26 am

Autor: FunnyJoy

Publicado: Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:26 am

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Blonde Joke )

FunnyJoy — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:26 am

otra comprita ^^

maite — Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:25 am

Autor: maite

Publicado: Jue 20/Nov/2008 12:25 am

antonimo escribi�:

Oye maite, yo he pillado una vagina en lata a fecha de hoy, y me han mandado un mail que el pedido esta procesado, pero cuando puedo ir a por ella? me avisa??.
Graciassss de antemano

ya te han respondido las otras foreras antes que yo pero... ni idea, yo creo que s� avisan, pero como dije antes con llamar a la tienda y preguntar si tienen lo que buscas, es suficiente.